The Little Big Penis Book

"Sirs" begins the missive from our imaginary correspondent. "It's not that I don't love your original

Big Penis Book

, but that, perhaps, I love it too much. I now become anxious leaving the house without it, and long business trips are simply torture. Couldn't you make a smaller, less obtrusive edition, still packed with men whose generative members measure over 8 inches, that doesn't form a suspiciously large bulge in my carry-on luggage? And while you're at it, could you make it highly affordable, since my pockets are as shallow as this premise?"

Done! The

Little Big Penis Book

features over 150 massively endowed models from the 1940s through the '90s, including photos by

Bob Mizer of AMG

,

David Hurles of Old Reliable

,

R

ip Colt of Colt Studio

,

Craig Calvin Anderson of Sierra Domino

,

Hal Roth of Filmc

o

,

Jim Jaeger of Third World Studios

,

Falcon Studios

,

Mike Arlen

,

Fred Bisonnes

,

Carlos Quiroz

, and

Charles Hovland

in a compact and inexpensive format.

Photos come not just from the original overstuffed 384-page edition, but from subsequent

Big Penis Calendars

, meaning that 30% of the content is unique to this edition. Add a reduced text to make more room for the stunning black-and-white and color photos and how could anyone-big, small, or just right-ask for a better deal?